I rarely indulge in these note things, but it’s a rare occasion when one can share (with the entire NYU community, otherwise I’d make this livejournal fodder) the happy news that NYU's President Sexton finally received a pay CUT. Indeed, after years of sizeable raises, Sexton took a loss of close to $100K, going from a modest $897,139 to an even humbler $798,989, according to this WSN article.
I’m pretty sure the sudden absence of this HundredG wad means that there’s now sufficient room in Sexton’s gaping, creaming asshole to begin building a new NYU Gawdy Glass Sculpture of Gentrification (to fill the even the loosest walls of his anus).
So, minorities of the East Village, get packing!! J. Sex will soon release an asschild of an NYU building that will infinitely raise the value of your neighbouring lower cost housing (no worries, I’ll be forced out with you). What, you ask, is the connection between Sexton’s pay cut and his butt-birthing of further University real estate development? Ummm...I'm not sure yet…but my point is the man is still annoying overly paid AND has a ‘conspicuous consumption’ real estate fetish.
And, of course, even with the shockingly brutal salary rape, Sexton is still ranked among the top ten highest paid university presidents. Oh, and, coincidentally, NYU is still ranked among the top ten worst universities for meeting student need according to Princeton Review and various other sources.
S’ok. We at NYU don’t need to meet student need. It only matters that we meet J. Sex’s vulgar salary requirements and his need to invest in non-educational sites like the Puck Building, which, bee-tee-doubleyou, NYU often rents out to Toshi, a party promoter who hires topless girls to bartend his parties, as seen in this salacious video:
Okay, I swear that the hottest girl in that uncouth display of debauchery, who happens to appear exactly 2:40min. into the video, is *not* me. And if that girl getting her titties spray painted (again, obviously the hottest one there) *were* me, I’m sure it was because J.Sex forced me into it! What with my ever-increasing East Village rent (a new NYU dorm on 12th and 4th you say!!?!?), I’m sure I’d have little choice but to make a few cheap Benjamins doing this kind of almost-sex work.
Hey J.Sex, about that $100K pay cut you took- where’s that cash flowing? Cause that would just about cover my student debt from your fucking university. Perfect!- you can leave that check for me in your precious Puck building…I’ll pick it up next time I have to bare my breasts for Toshi, thx!
